Corporation details - A-Clinic [ALK0]
Alliance: Curatores Veritatis Alliance CEO: Fariini
Kills: 5415 HQ: Misaba V - Moon 3 - Zoar and Sons Factory
Losses: 1 Members: 50
ISK destroyed: 1,500.28B Shares: 1000
ISK lost: 0.00B Tax Rate: 5%
Efficiency: 100.00% Website:
We are not alcoholics
We are only drunks
Alcoholics go to meetings

Be Drunk and Fly...

Public chan A-Klinikka

The below are valid reasons as to why drinking should be allowed at work. If you use them wisely, you may even be able to convince your boss to allow alcohol.
1. It's an incentive to show up.
2. It reduces stress.
3. It leads to more honest communications.
4. It reduces complaints about low pay.
5. It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover.
6. Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear.
7. It helps save on heating costs in the winter.
8. It encourages carpooling.
9. Increases job satisfaction because if you have a bad job you don't care.
10. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.
11. It makes fellow employees look better.
12. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.
13. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted.
14. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.

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Month Kills ISK (B) Losses ISK (B) Efficiency
October, 2017128.2800.00100.00%
September, 20173614.1200.00100.00%
August, 201711350.6800.00100.00%
July, 2017231160.5300.00100.00%
June, 2017213346.6500.00100.00%
May, 201713142.1100.00100.00%
April, 201724489.3500.00100.00%
March, 201720859.4710.00100.00%
February, 2017194118.3800.00100.00%
January, 201710419.5000.00100.00%
December, 2016697.2100.00100.00%
November, 201619163.1900.00100.00%
October, 2016337116.4100.00100.00%
September, 2016310123.4800.00100.00%
August, 201611522.6200.00100.00%
July, 201610837.8400.00100.00%
June, 201610732.0200.00100.00%
May, 201612417.5200.00100.00%
April, 2016548.8500.00100.00%
March, 2016422.0100.00100.00%
February, 20163410.2500.00100.00%
January, 20168226.5600.00100.00%
December, 201593.0800.00100.00%
November, 20152710.9600.00100.00%
October, 2015269.2200.00100.00%
September, 201582.8800.00100.00%
August, 201513936.4500.00100.00%
July, 201550.2000.00100.00%
June, 20157424.8400.00100.00%
May, 2015528.4400.00100.00%
April, 2015156.9600.00100.00%
March, 20156018.4800.00100.00%
February, 20156313.2900.00100.00%
January, 201515013.9100.00100.00%
December, 2014224.7100.00100.00%
November, 20145023.0500.00100.00%
October, 2014617.7800.00100.00%
September, 201428969.7100.00100.00%
August, 20141068.8700.00100.00%
July, 2014867.3900.00100.00%
June, 201413132.4200.00100.00%
May, 201423723.7900.00100.00%
April, 2014102.1000.00100.00%
March, 2014595.1000.00100.00%
February, 2014125.3700.00100.00%
January, 2014567.0100.00100.00%
December, 2013569.4900.00100.00%
November, 201315617.0800.00100.00%
October, 20139916.2900.00100.00%
September, 2013154.1400.00100.00%
August, 2013261.3200.00100.00%
July, 201360.8800.00100.00%
May, 2013260.5100.00100.00%
April, 2013693.5110.00100.00%
March, 2013241.0900.00100.00%
February, 201396.7200.00100.00%
January, 2013213.0100.00100.00%
December, 2012120.7300.00100.00%
November, 201210411.0600.00100.00%
October, 201210.0300.00100.00%
September, 201210.0800.00100.00%
August, 201210.0600.00100.00%
June, 201250.6500.00100.00%
February, 201230.3500.00100.00%
January, 201210.0500.00100.00%
December, 201110.0000.00100.00%
November, 201120.3000.00100.00%
October, 201120.1100.00100.00%

10 Most recent kills
Ship type Victim Final blow Location
Thanatos
Carrier
Test Alliance Please Ignore
KBP7-G (0.0)
I: 103 C: 0
Typhoon
Battleship
NONE
KBP7-G (0.0)
I: 98 C: 0
Scythe
Cruiser
Living Breathing Fuel Blocks
49GC-R (0.0)
I: 28 C: 0
Rupture
Cruiser
Living Breathing Fuel Blocks
49GC-R (0.0)
I: 36 C: 0
Pontifex
Command Destroyer
Pandemic Legion
3D-CQU (0.0)
I: 29 C: 0
Pontifex
Command Destroyer
Pandemic Legion
3D-CQU (0.0)
I: 59 C: 0
Revelation
Dreadnought
Pandemic Legion
3D-CQU (0.0)
I: 98 C: 0
Pontifex
Command Destroyer
Pandemic Legion
3D-CQU (0.0)
I: 60 C: 0
Devoter
Heavy Interdiction Cruiser
Pandemic Legion
3D-CQU (0.0)
I: 80 C: 0
Machariel
Battleship
Pandemic Legion
3D-CQU (0.0)
I: 111 C: 0
10 Most recent losses
Ship type Victim Final blow Location
Mobile Small Warp Disruptor I
Mobile Warp Disruptor
Curatores Veritatis Alliance
WD-VTV (0.0)
I: 15 C: 0
Capsule
Capsule
Curatores Veritatis Alliance
HED-GP (0.0)
I: 16 C: 0
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